"I know it when I see it"

CNN commentator Roland Martin was sounding vaguely familiar when he spoke out about a recent controversial New York Post cartoon on Anderson Cooper's show today.

Since people ARE split on the interpretation of this cartoon, it's a no-brainer that either the cartoonist's intended message is conveyed somewhat vaguely, or that most Americans are miserably ignorant about their country's legislative process or that political correctness has reached toxic levels and needs to be dialed back juuuuust a smidge.

I'm not sure which of those latter two is worse...

In other news: Will The Fecund One be eligible for the president's foreclosure bailout? I sure as hell hope not, but the web site started for her by The Killeen Furtney Group (not her first freebie by any means) is back up. Stay tuned buckaroos!

Is this REALLY news?

There are so many more important things this guy has going on than this!

Come on!

Tittie tizzy

It's a symptom of America's child fetish when moms post breastfeeding pics on their facebook profiles under the pretense of education. How altruistic.
Breastfeeding is good for the baby and getting riled up about it on obscenity grounds is ridiculous. Insisting on indiscretely exposing your mammaries wherever and whenever Jr. needs sustenance verges on exhibitionism. (Does that make the said pics kiddie porn?).
What kind of mom is it that can't remember to keep her diaper bag stocked with a simple towel, an airplane-type blanket or a Hooter Hider? FSM forbid others begin to think you see your babe as an accessory which replaced the stupid Chihuahua you used to tote around in your bag before you were bought with a big chunk of crystallized carbon.

In other news, Barack Obama had a gratifying, medium-hard BM this morning. All of the first 100 morning BMs will be bronzed and enshrined for posterity at the Smithsonian.

Today's WotDePhuck

Caroline Kennedy - Is she a postmenopausal woman with political aspirations or a virginal debutante breathless at her first sight of man meat? Does she want it or doesn't she? In neurotic virgin fashion, she decides she doesn't? I don't buy it.

Joe Biden - Is it ADD, early Alzheimer's or senioritis? The guy can't seem to find the gravitas befitting a veep. But judging by the long face today, Obama must have taken him to the woodshed yesterday. Not sure how long he'll keep rolling over for a sleeker looking, but smaller alpha-dog.

Barack Obama - A smidge hypocritical to make exceptions to one's newly trumpeted ethics code. Clarification: no lobbyists in the administration from now on (after William Lynn changes out of his Raytheon tie) and full transparency and disclosure from now on (after we get no-taxes Geithner through House approval). The rose is wilting.