It's a symptom of America's child fetish when moms post breastfeeding pics on their facebook profiles under the pretense of education. How altruistic.
Breastfeeding is good for the baby and getting riled up about it on obscenity grounds is ridiculous. Insisting on indiscretely exposing your mammaries wherever and whenever Jr. needs sustenance verges on exhibitionism. (Does that make the said pics kiddie porn?).
What kind of mom is it that can't remember to keep her diaper bag stocked with a simple towel, an airplane-type blanket or a Hooter Hider? FSM forbid others begin to think you see your babe as an accessory which replaced the stupid Chihuahua you used to tote around in your bag before you were bought with a big chunk of crystallized carbon.
In other news, Barack Obama had a gratifying, medium-hard BM this morning. All of the first 100 morning BMs will be bronzed and enshrined for posterity at the Smithsonian.
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