Thursday, January 22, 2009

Today's WotDePhuck

Caroline Kennedy - Is she a postmenopausal woman with political aspirations or a virginal debutante breathless at her first sight of man meat? Does she want it or doesn't she? In neurotic virgin fashion, she decides she doesn't? I don't buy it.

Joe Biden - Is it ADD, early Alzheimer's or senioritis? The guy can't seem to find the gravitas befitting a veep. But judging by the long face today, Obama must have taken him to the woodshed yesterday. Not sure how long he'll keep rolling over for a sleeker looking, but smaller alpha-dog.

Barack Obama - A smidge hypocritical to make exceptions to one's newly trumpeted ethics code. Clarification: no lobbyists in the administration from now on (after William Lynn changes out of his Raytheon tie) and full transparency and disclosure from now on (after we get no-taxes Geithner through House approval). The rose is wilting.

2 comments:

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