I'm gonna puke!

If I see one more:

-Cîroc commercial where Pif Puffy or Poop Poppie or whatever Sean Combs is calling himself these days pretends that grape Jolly Rancher - flavored pseudo-vodka makes him classy. Admittedly, he's an intelligent man and a good businessman, but Sinatra he's not.

-Vermont Teddy Bear Company commercial that attempts to convince us that even cubicle-occupying non-college graduates revert to squealing junior-high schoolers at the sight of a stuffed, faux fur, anthropomorphic ursine.

-"Green" energy PSAs that do not seem to explain a specific product or plan. A series of sweeping and vague feelgoodisms a solution do not make. Worse yet, I have no clue who or what are the generic-named organizations behind these spots.